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joliemignonne:

Markie
I hope this pictures demonstrates the gravity of the situation.
Love,
Olivia

THE QUICKEST WAY TO MARKIE’S HEART:
bad puns/that’s what she said jokes
bears
pancakes shaped like rhinos
extreme hugging
TAKE ME I AM YOURS

joliemignonne:

Markie

I hope this pictures demonstrates the gravity of the situation.

Love,

Olivia

THE QUICKEST WAY TO MARKIE’S HEART:

  • bad puns/that’s what she said jokes
  • bears
  • pancakes shaped like rhinos
  • extreme hugging

TAKE ME I AM YOURS

Seriously guys I am bears

but yeah I love bears so much like I draw them all the time at the bottom of  pieces of paper I’m writing on and I just wish I could hug them and love them more and have you guys ever had a bear paint you a picture I think not it’s special but it’s not as cool when you’re camping and you see one a ways away because fuck that’s a wild bear and it’s so majestic and could kick your ass and eat you and grawww they’re so tall but they’re so gorgeous have you guys even seen the way they move and also yeah I love bears so much

WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT BEARS

I AM BEARS

I THOUGHT IT WAS OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE

joliemignonne replied to your post: joliemignonne replied to your post: joliemignonne…

MARKIE IS BEARS IS SWOON!

I AM GLAD WE HAVE CLEARED THIS UP THANK YOU

I AM THE BEARS

I AM THE SWOON

SWOON IS BEARS

BEARS IS ME

joliemignonne replied to your post: joliemignonne replied to your chat: Markie: I’m…

MARKIE THATS WHAT EVERY BEAR DOES. bears hibernate in trees so they have to swoon out of them in order to get back down to the ground! it is a very difficult task that requires lots of concentration, so they dont hit their craniums on the tree limbs

SELF WHY DO YOU NOT KNOW THESE THINGS SDFSDSDF

Thank you for this enlightening knowledge! u3u

Man I wish I was as talented at swooniWAIT I AM BEARS OF COURSE I AM

thisisincrediblysilly:

sumthingsuck:

thisisincrediblysilly replied to your post: somethinglucky replied to your post:…

No Markie. You are a knight in shining armor. That is all.

Spoilers

I’m actually bears in shining armor

(This is us)

we’re perfect

this is the portrait we will show our grandchildren

thisisincrediblysilly:

more tz
thisisincrediblysilly:

Karen Dresden.
(She’s the prettiest so I’m drawing her first.)

Is there ever a time where Emily’s draws aren’t gorgeous?

thisisincrediblysilly:

Karen Dresden.

(She’s the prettiest so I’m drawing her first.)

Is there ever a time where Emily’s draws aren’t gorgeous?

popcornmassacre:

Hey Tumblr, let me tell you a little about you.

Early on, you felt much more mature than your age, and yet immature all the same. You always were the kind who wanted to sit at the adult table, learn big words to impress the big kids, excel past those who society says you will fall down behind. And yet you clung onto certain things most kids gave up on, some not even doing at all; cartoons, maybe. Playing make believe. Coloring. Comic books.

In school, you felt that the teachers actually could like you. Even though your grades weren’t always the best, you were never a dumbass or a smartass. You seemed honestly interested in the work, and even when you did it, you didn’t pile the blame onto them like so many kids do. 

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joliemignonne replied to your chat: Markie: I’m hardcore swooning right now …

bears are constatnly swooning thats how they move around otherwise they would be stuck in hibernation year round (Source: Wikipedia)

OF COURSE 

boy am I glad we have our resident expert on bears around

waIT OLIVIA IS THERE A SPECIES OF BEAR THAT SWOONS SO HARD IT FALLS OUT OF TREES???

Markie:
I'm hardcore swooning right now
Emily:
Get it straight bro.
You are the bears. I do the swooning.
Markie:
I am swooning bears though
bears can swoon
Markie:
can't they
Emily:
I suppose so
What else would happen in bodice-ripper bear fiction
The thought is preposterous

somethinglucky replied to your post: somethinglucky replied to your post:…

POOR YAOI HANDS OMG WHAT IF THEY LEAVE THEN I CANT TYPE ANYMORE CRIES or eat omgf

WE WILL MAKE YOU MECHANICAL HANDS

WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

WE CAN REBUILD YOU

EMILY HOW
Markie:
I'll try not to accidently send you dirty thoughts
Emily:
Whoops that would be awkward
M-markie you forgot to turn the mind-link off
Markie no
Help
Markie:
ahahaha
Either that or I'd just purposely flood your mind with nothing but
Emily:
Oh fuck no
Emily:
Butts
Butts everywhere
Markie:
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTSBUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS
HOW'D YOU KNOW
ASFKDJASKLDFASDF
SCREAMS
EMILY YOU ARE A MIND READER
Emily:
Because we have a mind-link markie
Butts are bouncing off the walls of my brain rn thanks a bunch
Markie:
IS MY SCREAMING GETTING TO YOU TOO????!!!!!!
fuckyeah-avengers:

tsurumaru:

Why aren’t you naked

fuckyeah-avengers:

tsurumaru:

Why aren’t you naked

the avengers?

senor-cactuar:

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances